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• Lorches offer on a house accepted. congrats! #
• Y'know what would make this tedious data entry project more exciting? SHOTS! #
• I'll balk your face!! #

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• I bought 10 State Fair tickets online, asked for email delivery. They sent 10 separate emails. #
• Probably the funniest thing about '60 Minutes' is the way they let the old man with the funny eyebrows rant about whatever for 3 or 4 mins. #
• THE CLOTHING OF THE FUTURE!!! http://bit.ly/QmIbq
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• Much nicer night for a game than last Tuesday… #

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• The flood witch is gone!! #
• This is a day I wish I golfed. #
• Beautiful day to spend on the lake! #

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• Robin doesn't have time to tweet. #
• Cerveceros Day: sponsored by COMMUNISM. #

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I have to give the credit to The A.V. Club’s Hater for helping me locate this one– but it was funny enough that I fell off my chair:

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• Saw Toby Keith at Target. #
• … not really. I don't even know who that is. #

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• I almost walked right into a van while I was typing this. #
• A/C from Menards- 94 bucks. #
• Country USA = Summerfest for 'Stallions? #

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